"Every success he's had has been against his will. No artist has fought harder against it." In intimate and conversational pieces, self-confessed "Danzig nerd" Emma Alice Johnson shares her passion for the man in black himself and his numerous cultural creations, inviting readers along for the ride. This true fan's deep dive into her devotion to Danzig guides us through the living legend's recording catalog and performances, exploring his (sometimes fun, sometimes strange) production choices, vocal stylings, fashion selections, movies, queer Verotik comics, and more. A charming, triumphant punk rock love letter to Danzig and the unique intimacy of being a true fan--this zine will ring true for anyone who's ever loved something "normal" people think is weird.