In the near future, a mysterious virus has infiltrated the closed borders of the United States. This virus is unlike anything we've ever encountered before. This perverted illness causes women to become lust-driven maniacs with incredible libidos. But, that's nothing compared to what happens if a man is infected with the virus. Just like some weird, Japanese hentai, the men transform into gorgeous dickgirls with an insatiable appetite for sex.

Lucky for us, President Ronald Stump is on the case! He's ready to assuage (that means relieve) the public fear of this strange, new virus. But, in typical form, something goes horribly wrong. The virus is released into the press conference! The swift and athletic President easily escapes danger to his very own panic room. He can't help feel like he left something out there, though. His favorite pen, maybe? Oh-no, it was the First Lady, Melanie. Uh, whoops? But that's okay! Those secret service guys will save her… oh, no, I guess not. Well, you can imagine what happens when three minority men on the secret service are infected with the virus, too…

This 5,100-word erotic parody contains highly sexual situations and is only intended for adult readers.

I know I may get some hate for this story. It's a parody. Have a sense of humor. And if you can't take a joke, then don't buy it. You're wasting your time…