A vampire, a werewolf, and a demon walk into a bar. Sounds like the beginning of a joke. But, no, not a joke, just my life. Possibly the most fucked up night of my life. And probably the best one ever.

It's Halloween and my goals are to party, get a little buzzed, and possibly hook up with some hardbody. But my attention keeps being pulled back to a group of furries, and my friend has joined the harem around some guy dressed like an anime wet dream.

Things go from sexy hot to hot mess when I discover my friend is missing, and that furry cosplay, isn't cosplay. Also, there's a reason hottie anime guy is so hot, he's an incubus.

I need to save my friend, not blow my fingers off in the process, and decide which one of these guys that keeps kissing me I want to end up with. But they do work well together. It's going to be a tough choice.